june 28, 2004 - 11:15 - desperately under caffinated
absentee latte
why do you leave me like this
so fleeting, your touch
june 23, 2004 - 18:30 - neutiquam erro.
i feel like such a heartless, back-stabbing pimp.
hard to imagine life w/o my girls:
julliette | issabella
june 22, 2004 - 16:43 - the joys of tech support
(dragonspeak warning)
we here at bb would quite like to congratulate today's winning
entry in the ongoing—albeit unpublished—"confound your support
engineer" contest.
going above and beyond the call of duty, this submission distills
the very essence of this contest into two, elegantly crafted lines:
Can SMS be used in conjunction with SMS?
Citrix recommends that SMS not be loaded.
clear. concise. confounding.
how can one not help but to admire the deft artistry of this sublime
adversary. that one could compile, then discount, so many classic
support tenets belies true genius.
two lines: an identity riddle, a reference to a technical acronym that has
no immediately obvious relation to our product, and the mention of a
3rd party company with whom we have no business affiliation.
two lines: to leave the mouth agape, and an engineer struggling for reason.
two lines: to propel this submission to the top of our 'wtf?' list.
bravo! we salute you!
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